SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward Tentacles Dark, Mysterious Dungeon.
getting an 80% on a test in 8th grade:
(loud wailing that lasts at least an hour followed by a sinking feeling of despair and uselessness)
getting an 80% on a test now:
(power slides down the hall while singing the national anthem)

iamded-blog:

iamded-blog:

I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.

Yeah so

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Yep okay

Sorry mail person

scandalousdouchelord:

Pink wig thick ass give em whiplash

scandalousdouchelord:

Pink wig thick ass give em whiplash

(Source: cooltrainertyler)

wizkhalifornia:

this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet
where do we draw the line

wizkhalifornia:

this is a tumblr post of a facebook post of a tumblr post of a tweet

where do we draw the line

punacceptable:

*grabs my own ass* nice

weshookthesky:

The Internet at its finest

weshookthesky:

The Internet at its finest

(Source: humorpicsandgifs)

boobsquish:

vesley:

shout out to my mom for making the most perfect kid ever

congratulations to your sibling 

(Source: kogyaru)

lolzpicx:

Get well soon.

lolzpicx:

Get well soon.

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

alri9ht:

marry someone who makes bad jokes and good coffee

telapathetic:

Why sleep when you can regret life choices

hackett-out:


When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

hackett-out:

When Kayleigh Jordan found out that her class trip to Scotland would not include a visit to Loch Ness she decided to take matters into her own hands. With her best friends Olivia and Reagan in tow, Kayleigh makes off for the famous lake. With any luck they’ll be back before anyone notices they’re gone. But events take a surprising turn when their boat capsizes, and the girls come face to face with a creature out of deepest myth. When the legendary Nessie takes the three nubile young girls back to his secret cove they learn that even the scaliest of monsters can be a generous lover.

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